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ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. ANSI does it in the standard way ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. ARCHITECTS have great plans. ARTISTS are exhibitionists. ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over. ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus. ATTORNEYS make better motions. AUDITORS like to examine figures. BABYSITTERS charge by the hour. BAILIFFS always come to order. BAKERS knead it daily. BAND MEMBERS play all night. BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal. BARBERS do it with shear pleasure. BARTENDERS do it on the rocks. BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base. BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often. BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey. BEER BREWERS do it with more hops. BEER DRINKERS get more head. BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds. BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry. BOSSES delegate the task to others. BOWLERS have bigger balls. BRICKLAYERS lay all day. BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber. BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time. BUTCHERS have better meat. C'Bers do it on the air. CAMPERS do it in a tent. CARPENTERS hammer it harder. CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor. CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm. CHEMISTS like to experiment. CHESS PLAYERS check their mates. CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation. CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically. CLOWNS do it for laughs. COACHES whistle while they work. COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs. COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs. COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop. COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software. CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation. CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it. COPS have bigger guns. COWBOYS handle anything horny. COWGIRLS like to ride bareback. CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls. CREDIT MANAGERS always collect. DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds. DEADHEADS do it with Jerry. DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck. DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts. DENTISTS do it in your mouth. DETECTIVES do it under cover. DIETICIANS eat better. DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack. DIVERS do it deeper. DOCTORS do it with patience. DRUGGISTS fill your prescription. DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time. DRY WALLER'S are better bangers. ELECTRICIANS check your shorts. ENGINEERS charge by the hour. EXECUTIVES have large staffs. FARMERS spread it around. FIREMEN are always in heat. FISHERMEN are proud of their rods. FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard. FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush. FURRIERS appreciate good beaver. GARBAGE MEN come once a week. GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses. GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day. GEOLOGISTS are great explorers. GOLFERS do it in 18 holes. GYMNASTS mount and dismount well. HACKERS do it with fewer instructions. HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs. HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency. HANDYMEN like good screws. HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision. HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer. HUNTERS do it with a bang. INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers. INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house. INVENTORS find a way. JANITORS clean up afterwards. JEWELERS mount real gems. JOGGERS do it on the run. LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper. LAWYERS do it in their briefs. LIBRARIANS do it quietly. LOCKSMITHS can get into anything. LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer. MACHINISTS make the best screws. MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye. MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet. MANAGERS supervise others. MARKETING REPs do it on commission. MILKMEN deliver twice a week. MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done. MINERS sink deeper shafts. MINISTERS do it on Sundays. MISSILE MEN have better thrust. MODELS do it in any position. MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters. MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs. MOVIE STARS do it on film. MUSICIANS do it with rhythm. NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing. NURSES call the shots. OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under. OPERATORS do it person-to-person. OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face. PAINTERS do it with longer strokes. PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash. PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion. PILOTS keep it up longer. PLUMBERS do it under the sink. POLICEMEN like big busts. POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected. POSTMEN come slower. PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets. PRINTERS reproduce the fastest. PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end. PROFESSORS do it by the book. RACERS like to come in first. RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.. RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it. REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots. RECYCLERS use it again. REPAIRMEN can fix anything. REPORTERS do it daily. RESEARCHERS are still looking for it. RETAILERS move their merchandise. ROOFERS do it on top. RUNNERS get into more pants. SAILORS like to be blown. SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues. SCIENTISTS discovered it. SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5. SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop. SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls. SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists. SPELUNKERS do it underground. SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay. STEWARDESSES do it in the air. STUDENTS use their heads. SURGEONS are smooth operators. TAILORS make it fit. TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town. TAXIDERMISTS mount anything. TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking. TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals. TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls. TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks. TRUCKERS carry bigger loads. TYPISTS do it in triplicate. VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers. VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up. WAITRESSES serve it piping hot. WATER SKIERS come down harder. WELDERS have hotter rods. WRESTLERS know the best holds. WRITERS have novel ways. ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct. Please dont be negative, it took me ages to type that lot, my finger is throbbing thankyou

Public Comments

  1. very good, thanks for the effort
  2. do you think that someone is gonna read this shit?
  3. Wow,how boring was your day?
  4. Funny!!!
  5. cute
  6. my god that was a good one.a star on the way.
  7. That's a lot, but it was funny lol
  8. Their people too, so they just do the normal things normal people do when they have sex; if they want to be a bit more artistic then there's always the KAMA SUTRA book the could refer to
  9. interesting and looooong... and funny
  10. way to long of a quest. didn't read them all.... the ones i did tho were ok i guess.
  11. haha. Hairdressers give the bast BJs.
  12. Pretty funny stuff. I bet you have carpel tunnel syndrome now after typing all that.
  13. haha im a student so 'i use my head' :) i thought it was funny!
  14. Good job. I guess Y/A J/R fans do it with throbbing fingers then.
  15. admit it, you cut & paste really! :)
  16. You seriously typed that? That's a lot of work to make every occupation nassssty. Clever though.
  17. thats very good. Although you cut and paste. chrissy
  18. that was great have a star x
  19. this must of took you a long time lol! have a star (*)
  20. He he must have taken you ages to type that. But v good, I couldn't find my job though,but still, hey ho. Top rate well done!
  21. nice but you saiid printers twice
  22. ok ok.......here's a star for that throbbing finger!!!
  23. Very Cute! You must have put alot of effort into this. Thank you very much for a little laugh.
  24. haha thx
  25. WOW! that was a LOT! lol, I didn't read all of them but the ones I did were funny! :)
  26. i loved it and didn,t even read it all, damn you must have got allfull bored.
  27. Love it hope you don't mind but I'm gonna copy paste it and print it out so I can share it with a few friends.
  28. wow! good job!!! i'm sure that took you a long time!! enjoy you star and dont mind what others say if they are negative. enjoy life and have a great weekend!!!!!
  29. That was good! :D
  30. That is fun-nay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will have to read the rest later, but I definatly will. I got to the C's, so far, but I will definatly read the rest. Thanks for the laugh, bye :)
  31. ummmm and ur question is????
  32. how interesting
  33. I forgot the question!
  34. .....and Porcupines do it very carefully!
  35. pmsl ..... thought the bloody fishermen would have something to say about their tackle hahahahahaa
  36. what about pharmacists??
  37. Lol nice one!
  38. Dude. Time one your hands much? That's time well spent my friend. This is hilarious. This is what Y!A is about! Great Stuff!
  39. I found it quite boring. I think you wasted your time typing it in. g-day!
  40. LMFAO!!! Nice one mate. Don't listen to all the bad stuff u rock!
  41. Very good-!!xx
  42. Hahahahahaaaaaa, well found mate, it's as good as always, loved it mate.
  43. kinky. Thanks for the effort! I certainly know what job I want now!
  44. damn!! thanks i'll definatly remember some of these for future references! if you think of any more let us know, its always good to share a good thing!
  45. BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.
  46. if i go by your chart, my husband is a sailor hoping to become a beer drinker but i wish he was a speech pathologist.
  47. forgot nascar drivers dude!
  48. CORRECTION ON TRUCK DRIVERS: They have bigger RIGS.
  49. Older than the hills, but still amusing. Thanks for the laugh!
  50. I like the taxidermist one!!! Put your finger up and have a cup of tea!
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